Buy the song here!
http://scottgairdner.bandcamp.com/track/sex-offender-shuffle
Buy the instrumental here!
https://scottgairdner.bandcamp.com/track/sex-offender-shuffle-instrumental
T-shirts here!
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This is the type of thing Florida would actually do and only Florida
No black people. Phew… We're safe
I'm 15 and I'd love the chick to come and "violate" me!
What a snack
The biggest question
What did Sam pound do
Elites in halo 3 "We were bad but now we're good"
most functional members of society in Florida
charles is so chad
BUT THE DS SLOGAN IS ''TOUCHING IS GOOD''
what sam pound did: I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one Apologising for what I've done Case you’re wondering what that was I snuck into a bathroom and fisted my Cuz I held her down and watched her struggle Then played With her melons because I like tojuggle I’m not here to eat eats those truffles I'm just here to do the “sex offender shuffle”
I saw a comment saying that the guy with a dog t-shirt was called Thomas Potter so I did his rhymes
My name is Thomas J. Potter
I'm here for doin' bad things my cocker
I understand that what happened was all my fault
No one stayed by my side after the assault
I'm probly not the best person to own a beagle
but I'm here cuz being a sex offender is ilegal
I found myself on here.
Twitter moment
wtf did Sam do?
Nobody know what that one guy actually said that they believe out
Of course they did this in the state of Florida
I died laughing and came back to life because I had to share this with others!
surprised jimmy savile didnt feature this on top o the pops back in the 80s
Please tell me this is real 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"we were bad but now we're good"
HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS??Perfect character performances from everyone, the most realistic 80s presentation I've ever seen …. This is genius
0:24 of course its in florida
Wtf… I was looking up songs that I remembered when I was a kid and I found this horrific video.
this is my favorite song to play at the cookout
Youtube's main page at 3 am just hits different.
I never did know if this was real or not
😲
I relate to this ngl🤷♂️
3:46 god Sam ur not gonna make it to the neighbourhood
Update: Been a long time, and haven't revealed myself, but thanks to my actions, I am not allowed to be next to cats and dogs anymore.
This is defenitly one of the moments of all time
is this for real
what are they doing getting out?
Lowkey a bop. Is this on Spotify?
What did sam pound do🤣🤣
How many cultured members of society are also listening to this in 2022?
Blue archive shuffle
Jimmy Rustler: receptionist
Dwight in the background
I like Laura Hughes lol she’s hot
Laura could offend my any day
Love how he rhymed Arthur chase with Arthur chase
Best Video Ever.